I certainly hope Lindsay Lohan, who just turned 23 a few days ago, doesn't ever write any self-help books unless it's marketed as toilet reading material. She seems to have a knack for making bad decisions. Let's review.
1. Failed relationship with Samantha Ronson. ?
2. Alleged theft of formula for her new Sevin Nyne spray tanning product line. ?
3. Turning down a role in the summer hit move, The Hangover because it "had no potential." ?
Maybe someone should create a site called "What Would Lindsay Do?" so we can all do the opposite. Lastly, I am really puzzled by something. Lindsay named her new product (Sevin Nyne) after her lucky numbers. They don't seem to be bringing her much luck. /looks for 8-ball.
This week for
just 10 coins you receive:
Rainbow Flag - Long live Samantha
Diner Register - For all the money Lindsay didn't make for The Hangover
Solarium - Get a tan the good old fashioned way with harmful ultra-violet rays
Cake - Happy belated Birthday, Lindsay. May all your wishes not come true. It would probably be for the best
Grab this deal from the "
Special Offers" section of the catalog before someone else takes credit for it.
