Sometimes news can be slow in Tinsel Town, but you can always count on two celebrities to keep us entertained (btw I’m using the term "celebrities" very loosely... and "entertained" for that matter).
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have announced they’re reforming the most turbulent, media-hungry relationship since Britney and K-Fed - hair shaving incident and all!
But while the six Speidi fans out there jump for joy, are the rest of us so surprised? It’s as if their coupledom has played out like a scripted, semi-phony reality TV show...
waiddaminute??The lovebirds took their trusty photographer (never leave home without one) to the beach this week to prove their rekindled romance. Happy snaps were taken of them walking hand in hand, frolicking in the waves and saving a poor child from drowning with Heidi’s flotation devices... ok so that last bit didn’t happen, but I bet they’re wishing they thought of it! Spencer even went to the trouble of shaving of his disturbingly gross beard to celebrate - the occasion was of course captured on film (see below).
We’re taking votes for the couple’s next publicity stunt below, but in the meantime why not grab this week’s deal for
just 10 Credits? You’ll receive:
Wedding Cake - for richer or poorer... doubt it!
Jellyfish - Speidi being attacked by one of these? Now they're beach pictures I wanna see!
Sewing Table - piecing together the last threads of their stardom.
Yellow Inflatable Lounge - another flotation device ;)
Grab this deal from the Special Offers section of the Catalog before next Tuesday.
