Have You Kept Yours?

Have You Kept Yours?

Check out the winning New Year’s resolutions!

We have two words to the following winners of our New Year’s resolutions competition... Good. Luck.

Get a dose of the giggles by reading the winning entries below. Congrats winners, you’ve each scored a Nuclear Firework!

,Abel - To create warm toilet seats in the winter so every morning the seat is nice and toasty for my booty.

abyssgod5 - To remember to take my socks off BEFORE I step in the bath.

bellagirl123 - My New Year's resolution is to touch MC Hammer!

DancrBethany - To not punch my brother every time a "Punch Buggy" goes past and accept that he WILL punch back harder.

:DEE.xo - To marry Brad Pitt and have an affair with Orlando Bloom.

:=Demi=: - To avoid licking my armpits when they smell.

emerson111 - To go up the going down escalator and to go down the going up escalator.

Geat - Greet strangers by waving with 4 fingers instead of 5.

hey911 - I want to visit an ostrich farm wearing a green shirt because ostriches allegedly peck anything green, and I want to try that out.

.:IceChocolateCube:. - To misbehave this 2011 so that I have a better resolution on 2012. ;)

!-x-Isolation-x-! - To see all the movies showing at one cinema in one day.

jackojace - To do a triple backflip off the Eiffel Tower whilst eating half an orange dolphin...

lancer212 - To brush my teeth while burping the alphabet and make a bowl of clam chowder.

LouisaT86 - Eat my body weight in custard :)

LunarChaos - To get that hippo out of my Koi pond -- you know.. the one that' been sitting there for years. I said I'd do it last year, but yeah..

MitziAkemi - Not to mess up the keyboard by typing with fingers that are covered in cheese and potato chips.

,Monophobia - To not get kicked out of Walmart at all this year. I have no idea how many times it happened to me last year. I can't help but cause chaos in that place, it's just so fun!

MonsoonWinter - To do less laundry and use more deodorant ;]

::Nik10096:: - To play Hide and Seek with my friends in Ikea.

..pay.to.kill.. - To go to a Placebo concert and pinch Brian Molko's cute ass.

Prettehs - To date a hot chick.

R4ND0MIZ3 - To eat a little chocolate every day. That way, if the rest of the day stinks, at least one part was good!

rachanay - Stop scratching my butt in public.

Savannah-Bucco - Stop drinking as much soda... Right after this one I'm drinking right now.

-SpiritFingers - Go to LA and meet Ellen and Portia!

starrbuggy - To get 50 horses, put birthday crowns on them for horns and start my unicorn army!

!!sweet-one!! - To finally make the decision, am I team Edward or team Jacob…??

thesmithhead - To stop being so gosh darn sexy!!!!!!!!!! ;)

-=Y0SH1=- - To be able speak fluent elvish in time for The Hobbit in 2012.

16thday - To continue being awesome! :D