Zombie Loderse is launching a survey today in the TheaterDome, but really it’s a trick! Do not go near the TheaterDome today or you will turn into a zombie! You’ll know you caught it when you suddenly have the zombie badge.
You’re probably wondering exactly what’s going on. As you know from my diary (that was leaked), I buried the serum in the storage room, but Loderse’s big dog Rex dug it up and took it to Loderse. When Loderse saw Rex with the serum vial in his mouth, she tried to take it away from him and some of the serum spilled on her. It probably would have been okay, except that she was already in a weird weakened post-trance state from her upset with Jinn. Since her vital health was already low, elements from the serum took over her body and turned her into a zombie. Then Loderse brought donuts into work and the rest of the staff turned into zombies too, except me. Somehow I didn’t get sick. I must have immunity because I was already exposed to the serum when I was working in the lab with the monster plants.
I know this whole thing is kind of my fault and I feel terrible about it. I’m working around the clock to come up with an antidote. I just hope I can fix it all in time! It’s just my luck that there would be a zombie outbreak right before prom. I had the coolest dress picked out and everything.
So stay out of the TheaterDome for now, unless for some crazy reason you want to be a zombie. I'll keep you posted if I hear about any more zombie tricks.
